- houdini
- 1. (houdini) (5390↑, 1178↓)As a man reaches climax whilst in the "[doggie style]" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his [baby yoghurt] in his partner's face.
I took my weenie and pulled a houdini in her eye, then she cried.
Author: j.biddy http://houdini.urbanup.com/14187012. (houdini) (1578↑, 761↓)a houdini can also refer to a sex act where a male, who is fucking a chick doggy style in front of a first floor window, quickly pulls out, and his friend jumps in to continue banging her. the first man then proceeds to run naked and dance in front of his bitch outside the window. magic, eh? nonetheless, the more accepted defineition is the genuine spit and skeet technique."HEY BTICH" *dances naked" - matt s "wtf? i thought he was fucking me?" - carly o "haha, no bitch, im fucking you, houdini style\!" - josh l
Author: matt s-w http://houdini.urbanup.com/23088793. (houdini) (1089↑, 478↓)When having sex doggy style, when the guy is about to ejaculate, he pulls out and then proceeds to spit on the girls back so that she turns around, and blows it right in her eye.Girl: You're done already? Guy: Sure am... (Girl Looks around) SPLAT\!
Author: Steven Spears http://houdini.urbanup.com/14180494. (houdini) (465↑, 248↓)Named for the infamous magician, the houdini is a sexual act in which a male engages his partner from behind and prior to ejaculating he pulls his penis out and spits on his partners back to simulate ejaculate. When his partner turns around he then ejaculates into his partner's face.Damn, Jenny was so surprised when I busted a houdini last night.
Author: Dale Gribble http://houdini.urbanup.com/14412695. (Houdini) (242↑, 163↓)When a man has sex with a woman so that he is behind her and she is facing a window. The man has his friend hide in the in the room and during the middle of the act the man pulls out and his friend takes his place so that the woman does not notice. The man then runs outside and waves to the woman from outside of the window.Me and Jim pulled the houdini perfectly last night. The girl had no idea how I escaped.
Author: CareyB http://houdini.urbanup.com/30822756. (Houdini) (118↑, 58↓)when you're fucking a girl from behind and she's facing a window. You withdraw quickly and have a buddy slip in, meanwhile you walk out side and wave to her through the windowI just gave that bitch a houdini and she was like "what the fuck?"
Author: vengefulsorrow http://houdini.urbanup.com/35536227. (Houdini) (111↑, 87↓)Sex act;when a man and a woman are having sex doggy style and the man reaches orgasm,he pulls out and spits on her back.When she rolls over he then blows it in her face.Do to her unwillingness to participate in oral sex,Jane was introduced to houdini by her boyfriend.
Author: Jason Budig http://houdini.urbanup.com/22143218. (Houdini) (30↑, 7↓)The act of disappearing without warning whilst out clubbing or at a party with a group of friends. The disappearance being like that of Houdini's magic act; also known as "Pulling a Houdini".Sam : Oi Jamie, have you seen Josh around here lately? Jamie : Nah man I haven't seen him anywhere. Sam : Damn, he's pulled a Houdini again...
Author: Bobby Biglips http://houdini.urbanup.com/58139129. (Houdini) (42↑, 19↓)In the midst of intercourse, performed from behind, your friend creeps out of the closet and, without your sexual partner's knowledge, takes your place behind him/her. You go out of the house and wave excitedly through the window from the yard. As your partner realizes your debauchery, your friend yells, "Ta-Da\!\!"J-Mac: "Kevin, that Houdini that we pulled off was hilarious\!\! She was so surprised\!" Kevin: "Aww, tits\! Too bad my voice cracked when I yelled 'Ta-Da'"
Author: J-Mac2daMax http://houdini.urbanup.com/352796410. (houdini) (31↑, 21↓)1. A famous magician and escape artist, [Harry Houdini] whose birth name was Ehrich Weiss. He was famous for his illusions and more importantly escapology. His most famous act was escaping the Chinese water torture cell, in which he was suspended upside-down in a glass and steel cabinet which was filled with water. 2. A sexual act where a man who is having sex doggy style pulls out a few moments before he comes, then spits on the woman's back, so she thinks he came. When she turns around he then unleases the real load all over her face. This has most likely never been successfully performed for numerous reasons: First, a woman isn't likely to turn around after you come on her back, she will just tell you to get a paper towel and clean it off. Second, the woman would probably hear you spit and say, "Why the fuck did you spit on me?" Third, most women would not have sex with someone again if they did this, so they wouldn't do it. It's still funny though."OMG my eyes, I thought you already came\!" - woman "Yeah bitch, that's the houdini\!" - man
Author: skyline44512 http://houdini.urbanup.com/308762811. (Houdini) (10↑, 4↓)An epic album by the American rock band the Melvins. Released in 1993, it contains memorable tracks such as "Night Goat" and "Honey Bucket"."My brain nearly exploded while listening to Houdini one night"
Author: Iamamazon http://houdini.urbanup.com/407028712. (Houdini) (7↑, 3↓)When a girl gives a [hand job] under covers, usually a blanket or bed sheets, with one or more people (Who are not receiving the hand job) sitting within 1 to 2 ft of her.I could not tell why my couch was shaking until i looked over and saw that my friend was receiving a Houdini from his girlfriend.
Author: d3isaacs http://houdini.urbanup.com/426228013. (houdini) (5↑, 3↓)a variation on the basic canine-style sex act which proceeds as follows: 1. two male friends (or female friends with [strapons]) will select a lucky participant. 2. one friend will hide under a bed in complete silence as the other friend mounts the victem. 3. the friend under the bed will then switch places with the mounter. this is where some real skill is involved- the mounters MUST be smooth enough in their switch that the mountee notices nothing. 4. the gilted mounter sneaks outside and taps on the bedroom window. the startled boner recepticle will then proceed to the window, where the origional sex partner will jump up and say, "HOUUUUUUDINIIII\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!" author's note: this is a move which requires both rehearsal and excellent comedic timing. this move has been used in conjunction with the clown surprise, steam roller, dirty sanchez, and hot lunch.-no, i can't come into work today, i've just been houdinied. -sarah you should ask your ass crack to give your thong back, you're totally asking to be houdinied omg. -i heard alex popp and emmeline capel houdinied wu, he's so blessed.
Author: gina hendrika eygenhuyzerr http://houdini.urbanup.com/254673614. (Houdini) (5↑, 4↓)To get in or out of a tight spot(s) or situation(s).EX1: -"Man dude I had to Houdini my way into the back seat of your car." EX2: -"Dude the cops were everywhere at that party arresting everyone\!\! How did you get away\!??" -"Haha I pulled a Houdini" EX3: -"This guy right here is always Houdini'n his way into class late with nobody knowing\!" -"Haha Teacher never knew I was Late\!\!"
Author: Propetriedish http://houdini.urbanup.com/422250815. (houdini) (0↑, 0↓)when a guy has a girl in doggy style and is about to cum and pulls his penis out of the condom and puts it in her ass and cumsdude1: yo how was that girl you pick up last night dude2: great i houdinid that chick
Author: random wise http://houdini.urbanup.com/616905916. (Houdini) (2↑, 2↓)When you feel as if you're about to shit and nothing comes out. Just a pure gas bubbleI had a Houdini in class ...Luckily
Author: krejci.james\@yahoo.com http://houdini.urbanup.com/490849517. (Houdini) (4↑, 4↓)1. In reference to the great escapologist, Harry Houdini, who popularized the [disappearing act]; Any female who loves you, leaves you, and then wants you back. A Hudini, usually around the age of 18 or 19, will act totally interested in you one minute then disinterested the next. Often times a "Houdini" will initiate conversations (whether it be in person, facebook, or text) and suggest wanting to hanging out, but then [disappears] on you when you least expect it. 2. A [flaky], [two-faced], [inconsiderate] female. She almost always acts unaware of her [inconsistency]. The men who fall victim to these "Houdinis," are warned to undo the leash tied around their neck and abandon ship before he falls victim [subsequent] times. Those who are deemed a "Houdini" must be called out on it, preferably in person and without apology."Hey bro, so how's that girl you took out the other night?" "Oh her? She's just a Houdini. I've got better things to do than spend time and energy on one of those." "If she wasn't such a [Houdini], I'd consider taking her up on her invite to the concert." "I'd hang out with you but you're currently on my [Houdini] list after that disappearing act of yours\! (she'll ask what it means and then you can define it for her) "-Oooh, the Houdinis of our lives *groaning in frustrating*-"
Author: nosmokeandmirrors http://houdini.urbanup.com/437871818. (Houdini) (2↑, 3↓)Another form of houdini would be when a guy is fingering a girl while she's sitting on his lap. And then he takes his fingers out and in a sneaky way substitutes them for his dick and make it feel like he put his fingers back in. Once he gets his dick in, he put his hands in the air and yells "hey look\! NO HANDS\!"Guy 1: hey man, i pulled a houdini on my girlfriend last night. Guy 2: awesome\! Guy 1: yeah, she had no idea how my dick got in there that quick\!
Author: asecrethuman1298 http://houdini.urbanup.com/507304819. (houdini) (1↑, 2↓)having sex with someone and leaving once they fall asleep with no warning or goodbyehe totally houdini-ed after i fell asleep.
Author: miss houdini http://houdini.urbanup.com/505628420. (Houdini) (1↑, 2↓)When you are having sex doggy style with a girl so she can't see you, pull out for a second and have your friend rush in and start making love to her instead. She will never know until the sex is done, or they change positions and she sees it is a different person.Dude, Me and Johnny pulled the most incredible Houdini on Jennifer last night.
Author: Crackertoa http://houdini.urbanup.com/441177121. (Houdini) (1↑, 3↓)Named after the master vanishing man himself, the Houdini is the quickest way out of a sticky situation, and also having to avoid good-byes, which can take forever. Basically, get up and leave...don't say good-bye...don't make eye contact...don't inform anyone you're leaving...just vanish.Person \#1 - Hey where did Steve go?? Person \#2 - I just saw him like 20 mins ago...? Person \#1 - I think it's been longer than that... Person \#2 - He performed the Houdini again\!\!\!
Author: Craeven http://houdini.urbanup.com/599314922. (houdini) (0↑, 2↓)To trade dates or women in genral with another person for a period of timeGuy1: bro im tired of dancing with my date Guy2: me too Guy1:Wanna Trade with me Guy2:Hell ya bro lets pull a houdini \!
Author: John wilkcox http://houdini.urbanup.com/583495823. (houdini) (2↑, 4↓)too be fooled by a woman's looks from afardamn that chick pulled a houdini on my ass, she was ugly as hell.
Author: Twins719 http://houdini.urbanup.com/376605524. (Houdini) (3↑, 6↓)1: A poop that mysteriously disappears when you stand up to flush. 2: Having to poop but managing to squeeze a fart around it. Thus defying the laws of poop gravity.Example 1: I'm telling you... I got up to flush and the 2 hour terd was gone. Total Houdini. Example 2: I thought I was going to shart for a minute there but I Houdinied it.
Author: Scooter118 http://houdini.urbanup.com/379048625. (Houdini) (6↑, 9↓)When a man is close to climax while having [sex] in the [doggy style] position he spits on the womans back thus giving her the sensation that he has ejaculated. When she turns around the man gives her an unexpected [facial] while shouting "Houdini"\!"My girl would never let me give her facial so I had to give her a Houdini"
Author: sandman6373 http://houdini.urbanup.com/257004326. (Houdini) (38↑, 41↓)To disappear from a party, bar, social event or concert without alerting your fellow revelers of the egress of your presence. Stealth, is quite necessary to pull off a Houdini, such that your compatriots don't notice your absence until you're half way home. Which is typically a difficult task to accomplish during such an inebriated state. Such behavior is usually brought on by a strong desire to retire for the evening in one's own bed, brought on by very high consumption of spirits prior to the aforementioned evening's events have come to maturity. As a by-product of such actions, a good Houdini is a magic trick, even a work of art\!Friend 1, "What happened to Brook?" Friend 2, "I don't know man, he was pretty drunk. I think he pulled a Houdini\!"
Author: Jerome Jr. http://houdini.urbanup.com/253596527. (houdini) (1↑, 5↓)(1)when your banging a bitch in the closet and you switch with your buddy right when your going to cum and cum all over her purse and clothing. (2)when your beating the coochee out doggy style and you spit on her back and she turns around and you bust a huge load all over her face, try to get in the eyes or mouth."Dude I pulled a Houdini"
Author: pigeon fluck tard beastiality http://houdini.urbanup.com/374745728. (Houdini) (5↑, 9↓)A sexual position/plot where a man fucks a woman from behind facing a window. At this point his friend secretly takes over for him. The man walks outside and looks into the window and waves. The woman will be suprised/shocked to see him outside and wonder who is fucking her insteadWhen i saw you outside steve i couldn't believe matt was laying the pipe.. that switch-a-roo Houdini was great\!
Author: mclovin323288743843 http://houdini.urbanup.com/284056629. (Houdini) (28↑, 32↓)To fuck a girl in the ass, near a window. A friend of yours hides under the bed nearby. You tell the girl you're going to pull out for a moment. You're friend takes your place behind the girl. You exit the building, and walk around so that you're visible from the window. you wave to the girl from outside who (if timed correctly) will be reaching orgasm.Guy: Hey man, i need your help. Friend: What's up? Guy: I want to Houdini my girl. Friend: Yeah, I'll help you\! Guy: I can't wait to see her face\!
Author: Austin Peirce http://houdini.urbanup.com/276884430. (Houdini) (58↑, 63↓)When a guy is getting a girl in the ass and he spits on her back so she thinks he is done then when she turns arounds he blows in her faceI tricked that bitch so bad, I got her with the old Houdini\!
Author: Xtrminatr http://houdini.urbanup.com/141926731. (Houdini) (20↑, 26↓)Normally when you take a dump, the logs congregate in the bottom of the bowl, making something of a brown pile (color depends on what you may have eaten in the past day or two). A Houdini occurs when the log comes out in such a tight stream and well aimed trajectory that it disapears directly into the toilet drain." I just totally pulled a houdini in the bathroom "
Author: mr bill bob sven http://houdini.urbanup.com/255357432. (Houdini) (0↑, 6↓)its where ur fuckin a girl i the ass, and right before you nut, u pull it out and tap her on the shoulder.She turns around and you squirt her right in the face.Me and wendy were fuckin last night and i so gave her a houdini
Author: Justin and Jacob http://houdini.urbanup.com/127939933. (houdini) (6↑, 12↓)the houdini involves sexual intercourse of the anal kind. While you are doing a girl doggy style in the bung hole, you proceed to spit on her back to make her think you are done and when she turns around you jizz in her face.I was just about the dump this chick so beofre i did, i screwed her in the ass and then did a houdini on her.
Author: anthony b http://houdini.urbanup.com/125195534. (Houdini) (19↑, 26↓)When you're doing your girl doggy-style and you tell her hold on for a minute. Then your buddy takes over while she still thinks it's you and then you go outside and appear in the window in front of her and wave.We really fooled her with the Houdini last night\!
Author: Houdini my Weenie http://houdini.urbanup.com/296922235. (Houdini) (7↑, 14↓)As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his baby yoghurt in his partner's face.i did a houdini on your mother last night
Author: mwmfnjdsnfjknskdnfsdf http://houdini.urbanup.com/293372036. (Houdini) (5↑, 13↓)As you are hate fucking a skank from behind as you are getting ready to spray baby batter on her, you pull out and begin jerking off as you spit on her back. When she thinks you are done cumming, she turns around and is surprised when you unleash a fury of love juice into her eyes.I surprised that dirty whore with a houdini\!
Author: Random Fuckin Hero http://houdini.urbanup.com/259808237. (houdini) (22↑, 30↓)You're doing your lady doggy style and just before coming you take your dick out to come on her back. You actually spit a large amount of saliva on her back instead. As she turns round to inspect the glory you come into her face. She'll have no idea how you did it.My girlfriend was so impressed with the houdini she was not annoyed at all with the pearl earings and necklace she was now wearing.
Author: Norbert Colon http://houdini.urbanup.com/143097838. (houdini) (1↑, 10↓)dope (especially meth) that disappears hella quick like houdini tha magiciani put a fat shard in the pipe i took one small ass hit nd it was thru dats sum houdini shit
Author: ANI FUCKING ASSASIN http://houdini.urbanup.com/339378439. (houdini) (7↑, 16↓)When a man is having intercourse with a woman; prior to finishing he pulls out and ejaculates a bouquet of flowers. Believed to have been performed by Houdini himself.Jennifer: Are you finished? Houdini: Tada\!
Author: Nigger McNiggernigger http://houdini.urbanup.com/292136940. (houdini) (1↑, 10↓)disapperaing finger trickwhen we were a t the strip club, the stripper sat on my lap and slide three fingers in her pussy. i just pulled a houdini
Author: jew gotti http://houdini.urbanup.com/260315241. (Houdini) (3↑, 12↓)The art of substitution during any sex act.Did you hear about Frank and Justin? They pulled the ol' Houdini on Judy the other night.
Author: PKD http://houdini.urbanup.com/259827042. (houdini) (3↑, 13↓)when you hit a chick from the back right before you cum pull out spit on her back so she thinks you are done when she turns her head to look at you spray her in the eyes and disappear\!\!\!...houdinilast night i pulled a houdini.she thought she saw it all untill everything went white
Author: kenny jimmy http://houdini.urbanup.com/279877543. (Houdini) (20↑, 30↓)Ok, Check it so your doing this hot bitch from behind and your all like "ooo yeah you like that baby?" and right before you finish you spit on her back and she's all like "Oh yeah. he Finished." And right when she turns around BLAAAAAAAAAAAAH\!\!\!\! Money Shot Right To The Face.Shirley:Oh Yeah He Finished\! David Sapp:BLAAAAAH\!\!\!\! Shirley:Ahhhhhh\! My Eyes\!\!\! David Sapp:Haha I gave you a Houdini\! can't wait to tell Eric\!
Author: Fabro http://houdini.urbanup.com/174584444. (houdini) (58↑, 69↓)During anal sex or doggie style, right before climax the man spits a wad on the womans back. As she turns around thinking it is over, the man rubs it out in her face and exclaims "Abra-cadabra".She said she liked magic tricks, so I gave her the old houdini.
Author: Gay Rich Lindgren http://houdini.urbanup.com/155931545. (Houdini) (1↑, 13↓)When a guy after getting done having sex spits on a girls back which makes her turn around (thinking the man cummed on her back). After that, the guy cums in her eyes and the guy's friend comes out of a closet and punches the girl in the face.Greg: Man I hate my girlfriend so much Hank: You ever think of giving her a Houdini? Greg: No, I never thought of that, Thanks\!
Author: ichbal http://houdini.urbanup.com/283010146. (houdini) (6↑, 19↓)You convince a girl via text messages that you're out at the bar getting drunk and you want to meet up, but really you are at home not even drinking.You convince a girl via text messages that you're out at the bar getting drunk and you want to meet up with her, and both of you can meet up later. She thinks you're getting drunk, but really you're at home. You convince her to meet you at your place after you supposedly are done drinking. Before she gets there you slam 2 or 3 beers and pour a little beer on your shirt for the smell effect. Then when she arrives you've saved yourself the trouble of going out, saved yourself the money, won't be hungover the next day, and are likelier to get laid. When you brag to your buddies the next day, you tell them that you pulled the houdini.
Author: Super Mike2 http://houdini.urbanup.com/266038947. (Houdini) (30↑, 43↓)When you are doing a chick from behind, then spit on her back after pulling out. When she looks behind cuz she thinks you're done, you get her in the face.John gave Marsha a houdini last night. She still hasnt gotten the jizz out of her hair.
Author: maxb http://houdini.urbanup.com/152805848. (houdini) (20↑, 34↓)A houdini is when you are fucking a girl doggy style and then you pull out and spit on her back. When she turns around to see, you bust a nut in her face.The girl had an ugle face so I gave her a houdini.
Author: vvxxrzarektaxxvv http://houdini.urbanup.com/144445049. (houdini) (19↑, 33↓)when you're fucking your girlfriend from behind, then right when you're about to blow, pull out and spit on her back. she'll think you blew, and when she turns around, you blow your load all over her face/chesttom gave his girlfriend the houdini and got it all over her face
Author: JonSk81983 http://houdini.urbanup.com/141798050. (houdini) (1↑, 16↓)To perform a houdini, a male person hides in a closet or small shut off room and masturbates and holds it. When somebody walks in he lets loose on them and they get pissed.dude, i was playing hide and seek with mom and dad and brother last night and when my mom checked the closet i let loose all over her face. it was awesome. she didnt even ground me. it was awesome last night i was hiding in the closet and then i did a houdini all over emmas head. she flipped out
Author: Matt Smithinsmiths http://houdini.urbanup.com/284201651. (houdini) (7↑, 23↓)A type of dump that when it exits the anus, goes right down the toilet pan at phenomenal speed and disappears round the U-bend out of sight. Named after the famous magician Harry Houdini as he preformed disappearing acts.Man, I though that shit was gonna leave the map of Australia in the pan but luckily it was a houdini. Saved me from some embarassment so it did
Author: gw5150 http://houdini.urbanup.com/245158552. (houdini) (16↑, 37↓)A sexual act where a guy is doing a girl (or another guy) doggie style. As the guy is about to orgasm, he pulls out, and spits on the girl's back while masturbating, but not ejaculating. Thinking he came, the girl turns arround, at which point the guy unleashes into the girl's face, and shouts "HOUDINI\!" If your partner still talks to you after recieving a Houdini, they are a total slut.Dude, I'm breaking up with my girlfriend tomorrow, so tonight I'm giving her a Houdini\! I will give you $20 if you sleep with her and give her a Houdini.
Author: Spc. Edwards http://houdini.urbanup.com/141802553. (houdini) (2↑, 26↓)You convince a girl via text messages that you're out at the bar getting after it, but really you are at home not even drinking.You convince a girl via text messages that you're out at the bar getting after it, and both of you can meet up later. She thinks you're getting drunk, but really you're at home. You convince her to meet you at your place after you supposedly are done drinking. Before she gets there you slam 2 or 3 beers and pour a little on your shirt for the smell effect. Then when she arrives you've saved yourself the trouble of going out, saved yourself the money, and you have the competitive advantage, and are likelier to get laid. When you brag to your buddies the next day, you tell them that you pulled the houdini.
Author: Jesse Jesse http://houdini.urbanup.com/184754454. (Houdini) (6↑, 35↓)A sex position in which a girl lays on her back and the guy anally fucks her then he spits on her back and she will turn around thinking you have cummed and then you cum RIGHT IN HER FACE\!alex: i did a houdini last night addison: rad
Author: i love to read about pussy getting fucked http://houdini.urbanup.com/223000155. (Houdini) (8↑, 37↓)Do a girl from behind. Let her know you're about to finish. Spit in her back. When she turns around shoot your load on her face. Yell HoudiniHey brian how was your butt sex last night....it was great until my gay buddy pulled a houdini on me.
Author: BB men http://houdini.urbanup.com/150967356. (Houdini) (8↑, 37↓)While giving anal sex, pretend to ejaculate. When your partner turns around and faces you, ejaculate in their face.I wanted to play a trick on Martha, so I totally houdinied when we were having sex.
Author: TDizzle http://houdini.urbanup.com/141711957. (Houdini) (1↑, 39↓)Verb - derived from the great escapologist Harry Houdini, a gaming term for Gears of War where one person blasts the opponent with a close range shotgun and there is nothing left.Jeremy: "Where the fuck did I go?\!" Jon: "You got straight Houdinied\!"
Author: J-UniT25 http://houdini.urbanup.com/356053858. (houdini) (69↑, 114↓)When you fuck a guy in the butt and you fool him that you cum and then you pull out he turns around and you cum in his face.I gave my boyfriend Rehmeyer a nice houdini last night.
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